By Larry Beane

This is the kind of thing that happens when there is such a dearth of rubrical instruction in our churches.

The word on the street is that Fr. Curtis is working on a Liturgical Guide to Livestock Processions: A Lutheran Dromedarial (One Year Series Edition) - hopefully, coming to a living nativity scene near you some time before Christmas 2011. Stay tuned to Lulu and Gottesdienst Online, and for the time being, it's best just to stick with dogs and ponies.