Next up on the Liturgical Trainwreck Channel: the PC-USA (with emphasis on the PC). You know this is an extreme example when the least offensive element is the dancing girls. This is one you watch holding your breath praying the "Please, God, don't let this be a Missouri Synod Trainwreck" collect.

HT: The Rev'd Fr. Esget, who is " waiting for the parousia." Aren't we all, Padre? Aren't we all...